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Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:18

man.,just got teh call. Linda´s NOT pregnant.

this sh** gave me teh creeps!



just wanted to share with BMX community. :lol:
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:26

but then there´s elke, a german girl i reall love. i had sex with her too.

krautrocks being a oldfartish daddy... cant imagine,
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:28

help britons!

how do you handle zis issue...
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:33

a m between two wonderful women.

on the one side Linda- she´irish origin, cones from austrailia. shes beautiful. on the other hand elke a a german girk with long blonde hairs and blue eyes- she s amazing.


how can i decide? help bri8tons.
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:38

help bmx friends. now!

i´m just about to share ab aoppartment with lisa in berlin.

bit i´m not sure...
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:41

elke would keep me in hamburg.
she comes from upper classs family, makibng krautrocks a squaed guy. i know it...
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby jonny c » 12 Nov 2011, 19:42

Kraut you say long blonde hairs............ I take it you mean armpit or even worse nipple!?
Ditch blondie no brainer.
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby B45T4RD » 12 Nov 2011, 19:48

krautrocks wrote:but then there´s elke, a german girl i reall love. i had sex with her too.


Pics or it didn't happen. :wink:
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:49

linda would make me a free guy. but then there is dcultural diversitives...

she beeing qusi yank like. i told her. fuckking ozs just a puppet. and so she is.. we had some bad discussion about this yet. oz- poodle of US and stuff. but she doesnt see it.

i said: you wanna be an artist in old europe.? gtfo with your yankee mentality. its shit and worthless.

euro plus gb is the intellectual elite worldwide. eat it oz.!

she was not amused.
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 19:57

B45T4RD wrote:
krautrocks wrote:but then there´s elke, a german girl i reall love. i had sex with her too.


Pics or it didn't happen. :wink:

elke is nice. 28 years of age. long blonde hair till hips and bright blue eyes. godd prpoportions. herh, herh, herh...

only point od criticism is: shes rather conservative, coming from these upper class families. i mean fu** she votes tory (german cdu) and believes in god(protestant) and stuff. sic!
totally different from me.

i´m communist. believe in stalin as a god. :lol:
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby Fuel8 » 12 Nov 2011, 19:58

Come on krautrocks get a grip, you gotta be a player fool :D
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby Gorilla » 12 Nov 2011, 20:03

Linda will blame you for stifling her creativity when she fails to realise she has none... Go with Elke, unless the god thing bothers you, which it won't, until you find yourself believing :twisted:
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 20:06

elke always says i should finally grow up act my age.

but linda doesnt care. she keeps cool. doesnt say anything about my chilish behavior.
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby Gorilla » 12 Nov 2011, 20:13

Hmm the balance of power... You'll need to be challenged, the question is on what terms ;) Are you able to challenge yourself, within relative freedom, or do you prefer it to be within defined 'rules'..?
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 12 Nov 2011, 20:14

i love both

lisa i a dream. red brownish hair green eyes 24 years.

elke a true germanic girl blonde blue eyed just beautiful...

how can i decide?

im a lucky man. :lol:
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby Gorilla » 12 Nov 2011, 20:18

Green eyes are rare
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby oldskoolfool » 12 Nov 2011, 21:55

Krautrock I think that you should go with your heart and decide!
True love only comes around once or twice in a lifetime!
You should take time out and choose the one who would stop you from spending 23-4 hrs a day posting s@#t on forums like this! Kock
Stop the world, i'm getting off!
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 13 Nov 2011, 03:13

4am. krautrocks insomnia! this topic concerns me.

had to make a decision. a fast decision, on these two women. i´m rather sure now.

i know its unwise and not foresighted, but krautrocks chooses the unsafe and disasterous way (as always)... i´m going to berlin with the aussi girl in december.

elke is a girl to marry, a girl to spend the next 30 years with, a girl to have a family with.

but do i want this? man, i don´t even know if i make it the next 10 years... krautrocks living the neil young/kurt cobain: better to burn out than 2 fade away!

linda just takes me as i am, ...although there most probably will be no future for us cause of two totally different cultures.

fu** it i chose pain, chose Carlotte Sometimes once more ! keeps me alive.

know what i mean?
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby Gorilla » 13 Nov 2011, 10:02

You made a decision, that's pretty grown up! How long until you start making ginger kids? :P

Na I'm happy for you, are you off to Berlin then? Lots of off-kilter minimal techno there. Oh and don't tell her I said she isn't creative... Just had a bad mood day struggling with a project.
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Re: Hooray!!1! Linda´s NOT pregnant

Postby krautrocks » 15 Nov 2011, 03:20

oh dear... 4am cet again krautrocks insomnia!

this chicks keeps me on teh go!

discussions...!

and that me with my shit english language skillz.

Linda, she loves me, shows me every day we see each other, it´s true (i think) but now she´s kind of afraid going to berlin... wtf!
man i told her i cancelled my job on here, already got a new one for januray. and get an appartment for us... wt fu**ing **** is she talking about...?!!! too much red wine....?!!!

this girl is totally spoiled, doesn´t know what i´m doing for her. even got her a place at famous berlin academy of arts from next semester on... this is major privilege.
young artists from all over the world come and get refused.

is she too young for me? is it the cultural diffence, she doesnt know how things work over here in europe. ffs, this not america 2.0 - this is real life... !!! euro style. harsh. painful. but onethousand times worth more than fu**ing superficial yankee style. what have americans ever gave art-wise to teh wörld. warhol? elvis? john wayne?...three or four others...
c´mon,,, these culture is plastic and i spit on it!


what have i done... ?

well, maybe i´m overreacting too. its all so new only a couple of weeks... (but must admit interesting and exciting too. )


loveBMXTalk though. :lol:

kraut
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