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how to impress girls?

Postby JoeyWeston » 21 Jul 2011, 11:36

I love to ride and have been doing it for a couple of years now, but the main reason why I started to do it was because I wanted girls (or at least one), and somehow I thought that if I'd just be more like the cool guys in my area then everything would just fall into place. Well, it didnt... Things did improve occasionally, yes, and I've enjoyed riding a lot ever since, but I cant help to think that all the stuff that we guys do to attract the attention of girls, actually sort of backfires. I mean, most of the attention that I've been getting has been from other guys - and most of the time that I spent have been with other guys as well. Which is kinda *** now when I think about it...

Anyway, after seeing this guy called "W. Anton" picking-up girls left-and-right on MTV a couple of months back I decided to read his book to better understand how to get more girls. It's called "The Manual: What Women Want and How to Give It to Them" and in it he even recommends NOT trying to impress women as a way of getting them, because, apparently, as soon as you TRY to impress someone, you seem to lack confidence, and women just love guys with confidence (according to him)... Which kinda makes sense, but I'm not experienced yet to know for sure. Although it does seem to work well for him...

I guess what I'm wondering is what do you think about the idea of spending most of the time improving your confidence and talking to girls in a charming way instead of trying to impress them?
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby cyclist » 22 Jul 2011, 06:27

Be yourself.
It's the best you can be.
If you like a girl, tell her.
They aren't mind readers. :P
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby MDev71 » 05 Aug 2011, 08:25

I quote the all time greatest lady puller, alcoholic, drug taking dare devil ever..........Bones heal, chicks dig scars, pain is temporary, glory is forever.

Keep riding hard, the rest will follow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby krautrocks » 11 Aug 2011, 13:26

pussies.
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby MDev71 » 20 Aug 2011, 17:04

Cock
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby krautrocks » 22 Aug 2011, 21:09

MDev71 wrote:Cock

Exactly, 71. A cock!

That´s what to be needed to impress a girl. Freud says that too.
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby Smartihawk » 30 Aug 2011, 14:06

LMFAO IVE FOUND THE BEST WAY TO IMPRESS GERLS IS TO DO A WHEELIE STRAIGHT PAST THEM

THEY LUB THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby Rudeboy72 » 30 Aug 2011, 16:56

Smartihawk wrote:LMFAO IVE FOUND THE BEST WAY TO IMPRESS GERLS IS TO DO A WHEELIE STRAIGHT PAST THEM

THEY LUB THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the Fu@k would you know about girls? You can't even spell "Girls" let alone know how to impress one!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby kune » 06 Sep 2011, 09:50

get your coat love ive got a knife... always a winner. or just kidnap them.... they love that game.
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby lionelapple » 24 Nov 2011, 19:14

Or just don't, work's out cheaper :)
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby krautrocks » 25 Nov 2011, 18:16

i don´t need to impress girls. they are impressed by me.

really since i was 14 i never ever had any problems to get in contact with chicks. they just love me because of my great looks and intellectual abilities.

i´m blessed.
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby Smartihawk » 29 Nov 2011, 06:25

Rudeboy72 wrote:
Smartihawk wrote:LMFAO IVE FOUND THE BEST WAY TO IMPRESS GERLS IS TO DO A WHEELIE STRAIGHT PAST THEM

THEY LUB THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what the Fu@k would you know about girls? You can't even spell "Girls" let alone know how to impress one!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D



WTF?!!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????????????!!!!!!!! OMG NO U JUST DID NOT?
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby Dawelle » 13 Feb 2012, 19:03

JoeyWeston wrote:after seeing this guy called "W. Anton" picking-up girls left-and-right on MTV a couple of months back I decided to read his book to better understand how to get more girls.


Hi Joey,

Do you remember the show name and the airing date of the episode?
I'm looking for videos but can't find them... Can you contact me?

Thanks
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby jenks999 » 27 Apr 2012, 18:54

Youre all virgins!
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby joshdeb123456 » 28 Apr 2012, 09:54

IDE leave them alians i mean girls .
Alone if I was you .
You will only end up getting married .
Having too find the toilet in the night pissed up to puke down instead of just puking on the dog and letting it clean it up in the night .
They take your money ? Allways have a f.. Head ake .
Stay single my friend .
If you insist be warned !
Use this one ...yoooooo bitch come here .
You smell lovely..
Take that baby .
Frigging hate take that lol .
Be warned I used this 24 years ago .
And now I have to put up with constant head akes lol
There is one more trick my staffy dog used too have allot of look with in the park .
Sniff there Ass jump on say hello later . Hope this helps with the girls ....,piece
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Re: how to impress girls?

Postby kmg1973 » 29 Apr 2012, 19:46

I normally find an instant spark between me and a girl, I fookin love that Tazer gun... :lol:
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